Goose, Eh?
By Michael X. Ferraro Verlander flung filth and picked up his third no-hitter (career), a total absurd. Toronto is now marked twice on that list, their Canadian clubs rudely dismissed.
View ArticleAL East 2020 Projection Haiku
A Bardball exclusive, originally created by Stuart Shea ORIOLES Reduce reuse rebuild If prospects were wishes They’d have a parade RED SOX Get us a ring, Chaim Also below the tax cap Beat the Yanks...
View ArticleBlue Jays’ Blues
by Fred Lovato Opening Day’s here for displaced Jays, at this point, any nest will do
View ArticleYankee Theater: “Macswat”
by Stephen Jones “Bubble, bubble. Toil and …” Nineteen home runs in three straight games. Baseball records are being made As The Bats of Endor have come together. The Toronto Blue Jays went to Yankee...
View ArticleDon Sutton
by Michael Ceraolo On the ’66 Dodgers I was the youngster on a staff of mostly veterans, and I learned all I could from them I couldn’t learn to throw a fastball or curve like Koufax, that’s something...
View ArticleYankees 6, Blue Jays 5
by Stephen Jones Finally … a “grown-up victory,” As the play-by-play guy said. The frustrated faithful needed this. Down 5-2, and fans grumbling ‘Bout the three-game slide and “Not again. This is a...
View ArticleYankees 8, Toronto 4
by Stephen Jones In far-off Buffalo, Where midges fly And the Blue Jays of Toronto Now play their home games … It was something special, Something never seen before: When the dust had settled, At the...
View ArticleAll-Star Cerihews 1: Rides Again
Gregory Soto Swears like a mofo When he misses with that strike, Let’s hope he’s not miked. Nelson Cruz Has paid his dues A better batter in his fifth decade He’ll go straight from the trainer’s room...
View ArticleAll-Star Clerihews 4: Frontier Justice
Fernando Tatís Hits home runs with ease But you should watch him try To watch telenovelas and not cry. Bo Bichette Once used a baguette To swing at a pitched ball Left fans in stitches in Montreal. Max...
View ArticleLate-Season Pleasures
by James Finn Garner If the Orioles Had any squad goals Before the season kicked off I’m sure they were higher Than being the spoiler For those punching into the playoffs But be realistic There’s been...
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